Privacy & Data: The 'I Know Nothing' Policy
Welcome to my Privacy & Data section. Get ready for the least informative read of your day.
My Collection Policy: Absolutely Nothing. I collect exactly zero personal data from my visitors. That's right, zilch.
What I Know About You: Nada. My knowledge about you is comparable to that of a goldfish's memory span.
Data Storage: I store exactly the same amount of personal data I collect – none.
Use of Non-Data: An Expert in Nothingness. I use your non-existent data in the same way you'd use a broken flash – I don't. I can't create creepy ads or weird recommendations because, honestly, I’ve got nothing on you.
Sharing Your Non-Data: I share your personal data with absolutely no one, because, let’s face it, there's nothing to share.
Your Rights: You have the right to remain a mystery, a conundrum shrouded in secrecy within a web browser. Feel free to exercise your right to absolute incognito.
Cookies: If you're in search of cookies, I'd recommend a bakery. My website is as devoid of cookies as a dietitian's meal plan.